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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Blog 8- 1980 or 2040?

2040- Its Flaturday(a day added to the days of the week, due to the reduced rotation of the Earth) morning and my atomated bed wakes me up like usual, with a quick jolt of Red-Bull. See, here in 2040 EVERYTHING runs on Red-Bull. Cars, Homes, Babysitters, ATM's, traffic lights, and of course humans. Starbucks is now at the top of the Fortune 500 companies, reigning over everything with their javacchinos, and solarboosts.
School is now obselete. Everyone learns by injecting liquid skills into a mandatory information port located in the spinal chord. Teacher are no longer in service, but they have all retured and gone to spend time with their grandchildren. Life is simple now, after World War IX things are finally settling down. Pamela Anderson still has the biggest bust in history, and Dancing with the Stars has taken on a new, literal meaning. College shows to be a quick meaningless experience that will be remembered as just a series of injections. The future shows to be promising. Haha

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